Valentines Day is here! TAKE COVER!!! Hurry before... (turn around) Sai: Hello mister. Can O ask you, where can I find a fresh heart? (stearing at me) Me: Well...I...(nearly drowned in my own sweat, until I got an idea) Hey! Do you know a guy named Kakuzu? They say he has 5 hearts, so he can probably lent you one, if you ask him. Sai: Really? Thank you. Have a nice Valentines day. (leaves) Me: YEEES!I'M SAVED FOR THIS YEAR! (go to celebrat)
Razakel: I find this human holiday very, VERY confusing. I mean, it's a day where multiple people died in 1929, yet, you humans celebrate it by giving chocolate and cards and teddy bears by it? And here, I thought our holidays were messed up.
Q: And what's wrong with Slaughter Day?
Me: Do I even WANT to know what Slaughter Day is about?